you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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