Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
third nipple confirmed
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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