You're so nebulous sometimes
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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