I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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