wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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