i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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