Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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