Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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