We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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