We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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