I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I think my moral compass just broke
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