But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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