i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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