I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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