Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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