Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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