remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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