Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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