Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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