she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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