why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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