Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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