I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
