Your tits are I can't wait for
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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