Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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