Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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