I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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