This is not my ceiling
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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