Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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