no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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