"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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