doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You did what with his pubic hair?
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