how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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