well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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