I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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