So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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