how can u be prego again
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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