I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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