I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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