playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
