we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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