You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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