I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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