It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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