I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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