Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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