idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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