I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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