I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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