That's when you crack a 10am beer
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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