when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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