dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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