community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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