Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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